Are you?

Just now at mamak (as usual, for dinner), one of my housemates asked me a very funny question.

We were at the topic on BGR and they do not understand why am I not in a relationship and why I do not plan to at this moment.

After a while.....

Housemate 1: Are you an "L"?
It took me quite some time to think what does L means. L means lesbian.
Me: O.o" nope..

For some reason, housemate 1 repeated that question a few times..

Are you an "L"?
*calm look* *mouthed the word "NO"*

You O and O match?
*puzzled* huh?

You know, O and O... girl O and girl O, match together *with hands action*
@.@ NO..

Housemate 2: How do we know you're telling the truth?
*faints*
Ya, a psycho man won't admit he's psycho if he's being asked ma.
*got up and fainted again*

So, I decided to prove his 'psycho man' theory wrong..

Are you a gay?
No..
So, means you're a gay?
No..
Oh, then you're a psycho?
No..
You're denying means you're one lah!
No... oh.. I'm a psycho now.. So now you are a psycho!
=.= I'm not.
Yes, you are!

This is so... tiring